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in recovery from B2B SaaS pitch decks where the architecture diagram is a gradient arrow labeled “AI” pointing at a pile of money that does not exist, drawn by a man who has never seen a production incident that was not solved by turning it off and telling the customer it was “a learning.” also from Medium posts by guys who Dockerized a todo app on Tuesday, changed their title to Staff on Wednesday, and by Friday were explaining Kafka to a room of people who just wanted the form to submit.