diff --git a/modular_oculis/modules/yeowchy/yowchverb.dm b/modular_oculis/modules/yeowchy/yowchverb.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..17df85678bfe
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_oculis/modules/yeowchy/yowchverb.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+/mob/living/carbon/human/verb/ouch()
+	set category = "IC"
+	set name = "Ouch Thyself"
+	set desc = "Allows you to damage yourself. Ough."
+
+	var/unfunnyjoke = pick(list("Select Yeowchies", "I hurt myself... today...", "Damage Types", "Pick Thy Poison", "Applicable Pithy Quote", "Dumb Ways To Die", "Toe Stubbage Device"))
+	if(prob(0.1))
+		unfunnyjoke = "In 1998, The Undertaker"
+	var/damagetype = tgui_input_list(src, "Select a damage type:", unfunnyjoke, list(BRUTE, BURN, TOX, OXY, STAMINA, "Blood"))
+	if(!damagetype)
+		return
+	var/damageamount = tgui_input_number(src, "How much damage should you take:", "Quantify Ouches", 0, HUMAN_MAXHEALTH * 2, 0) // max health goes from full to crit, so that times 2 is from full to death.
+	if(!damageamount)
+		return
+	var/tobodyzone = FALSE
+	if(damagetype in list(BRUTE, BURN))
+		tobodyzone = (tgui_alert(src, "Would you like this damage to be to your selected bodyzone?", "Oughghhghghghghhhh", list("Yes", "No")) == "Yes")
+	switch(damagetype)
+		if(TOX)
+			adjust_tox_loss(damageamount, forced = TRUE)
+		if(OXY)
+			adjust_oxy_loss(damageamount)
+		if("Blood")
+			adjust_blood_volume(-damageamount, 0, INFINITY)
+		if(STAMINA)
+			adjust_stamina_loss(damageamount)
+		if(BURN)
+			if(tobodyzone)
+				apply_damage(damageamount, BURN, zone_selected)
+			else
+				adjust_fire_loss(damageamount)
+		if(BRUTE)
+			if(tobodyzone)
+				var/typeofbruteselection = tgui_alert(src, "What kinda brute damage we talking?", "Select attack type", list("Bashing", "Piercing", "Lacerating"))
+				var/options = list("Bashing" = 0, "Lacerating" = SHARP_EDGED, "Piercing" = SHARP_POINTY)
+				var/chosenoption = options[typeofbruteselection]
+				apply_damage(damageamount, BRUTE, zone_selected, sharpness = chosenoption)
+			else
+				adjust_brute_loss(damageamount)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 387c78b8de87..733e98908d8c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -10331,4 +10331,5 @@
 #include "modular_oculis\modules\unique_lizards\code\lizardpeople.dm"
 #include "modular_oculis\modules\unique_lizards\code\lizardpeople_organs.dm"
 #include "modular_oculis\modules\wall_pinning\code\wall_pin.dm"
+#include "modular_oculis\modules\yeowchy\yowchverb.dm"
 // END_INCLUDE